Notting Hill Diary

So following my previous post pointing out that while he plays with us much of the time Mick Jones is not actually a member of Rotten Hill Gang, it seems that we are still not quite getting the point.

Here’s a tip - if you want Mick to play at one of your nights, why not ask Mick’s own band, Carbon Silicon to play, or better still, just ask Mick himself! If, however, you want Rotten Hill Gang to play, just ask our manager. And once a deal has been hammered out, don’t then go and promote the gig as being about Mick. It’s an almost surefire way of guaranteeing that it won’t happen. To misquote the Feds, we can neither confirm nor deny that Mick Jones will play at any specific Rotten Hill Gang gig.

Mick Jones

Rotten Hill Gang

Right - I’ll make this simple. Two misconceptions that crop up all over the net.

• The name of the band is “Rotten Hill Gang”, not “Rotting” anything.
• It is not “Mick Jones’s new band”. Neither is it “Mick Jones’s band”. In fact, and I hate to disappoint anyone who’s already bought tickets to one of our subtly misbilled forthcoming gigs, he isn’t even playing with us at the moment because he’s busy playing with Damon’s current live incarnation of Gorillaz.

Um that’s it really. Just making sure we’re clear on that!

Axx

Rotten Hill Revue - the ship is already under way

Ahoy there Cap’n! Bit slow off the mark with this one in that the ship has already left its dock, but the new season of Rotten Hill Revue is under way (full listing below).

Actually we kicked off in style on November 13 with the Dirty Strangers and John Sinclair (am I allowed to prefix that with “The Legendary”? I think I am), who intoned his poetry over both bands. If that night is anything to go by we’re in for a good season and I really ought to try to get individual flyers out for each night. The theme this time is 10s, 20s and 30s travel.

In a rather lovely irony (although strictly by the definition of the Alanis Morissette Little Book of Irony), on December 18 we have Space Ritual playing, the band led by former (and founder) Hawkind member Nick Turner and comprising other Hawkind members.

Considering the interest in Hawkwind that my previous posts on the subject generated, I’m rather looking forward to them being on the same bill as us, not least because that means they’ll be on the same bill as Mick, so they can ask him directly whether their explorations into space rock influenced punk.

The final night of this run is New Year’s Eve, from 8pm till 6am, featuring a whole host of bands an DJs. The theme of that night is The Titanic, so come dressed for the Captain’s dinner.

Full line up (so far - and don’t get precious, the running orders aren’t fixed)
November 27Th…..Skylarkers, Langley Sisters, Dirty Strangers, Rotten Hill Gang
December 11Th…..John Burn, Trojans, Rotten Hill Gang
December 18Th…..Matt Mau Mau, Space Ritual, Dirty Strangers, Rotten Hill Gang
December 31St…..Freak Elite, Skylarkers, Matt Mau Mau, Savage Nomads, John Burn, Johnny Boy, Dirty Strangers, Rotten Hill Gang….

The dreaded sign of gloom

Like many people I’ve been caught out by the congestion charge, accidentally straying into the zone for 20 feet or so. And like some of those people I once didn’t realise, only finding out a week later when a letter arrived demanding £60 for late payment.

Then there are the times when you’re not quite sure if you entered the zone, or you entered on the stroke of 6pm (when charging stops) according to your watch, but want to know if you are or are not liable. There’s no way to query the system to find out.

But here’s the thing. I’ve previously paid the charge and even have one of those handy “Let us extract money from you even faster” cards, so they already know who I am! They have two phone numbers for me and my email address and particularly in the case of the latter, it would cost absolutely nothing (well - next to) for their system simply to fire off an email to me to let me know, there and then, that I’m liable. Or I could subscribe to a text messaging service to let me know. I wouldn’t mind, really!

That would be too easy however and the lure of being able to extract £60 from me a week later has obviously proved to much. Now when was it Boris intends to abandon the western extension again?

Pizzeria Ristorante Portobello - officially the best Italian in London

At the end of Carnival and on the way back from Don’s traditional Carnival Monday barbecue, Wifey and I stopped into a pizzeria on Chamberlayne Road. For some reason it seemed a good idea at the time (00:30 Tuesday morning since you ask). It wasn’t. The pizza was a vile abomination and had no right to the appellation.

The base was a thick, putty like clump of damp matter, while the topping was a slimy mess of out of date and overcooked vegetation that may or may not have once been the mushrooms and spinach we requested. The only point in its favour must be that both Wifey and I benefited from an ironic nett reduction in calorific intake since we were unable to eat properly for the next four days while the feeling of lumpy goo subsided from our stomachs.

On day two I bumped into Gaz and co who were still coming down from Carnival by way of a cleansing ale in Nektar and told him of our hideous experience and ensuing discomfort.

“You need to try this new place just past the top end of Portobello Road. Pizzeria Ristaurante Portobello”, he told me. Now Gaz likes his food, so I take his recommendations seriously and as luck would have it, yesterday was the day after our wedding anniversary, which we call “Pizza Day” because the day after our wedding we went for a pizza. Two pizzas actually. It’s a tradition which we only started yesterday, but no matter, we decide to give this new place a shot and I’m really glad we did.

Like the pilot of a plane that has been shot down, we knew it was important to get back up in the air as soon as possible, so we hot footed it over there and were pleasantly surprised to see how this former Greek restaurant (and prior to that a rather nice tea rooms called “The Launderette” or some such) had been transformed.

Benefiting from a wide pavement area at the front with extra seating and being light and airy inside, the impression is given of being in a Mediterranean environment while escaping the cheesier aspects that can often result from attempts to give restaurants in London that Latin appeal. Simple and unpretentious is how I’d categorise it. Not, I’ll grant, two words often applied to Notting Hill by outsiders.

And the food - oh the food! Just seeing the pizzas come out while waiting for ours to arrive made us salivate. We chose the “Franco’s Surprise” option - a veggie one for me and a meat one for the carnivorous Wifey. When we asked the waiter what was on it he simply shrugged and said “Who knows?”. Pizzas are sold there by the half metre. It seems like something that’s started to happen here over the last 4 or 5 years, but we’re increasingly informed that “That’s the way they traditionally make it in …”, then tack on the name of the most obscure Italian region you can think of. Whatever, it is good for sharing that way.

When they arrived they were almost perfection. Crusts, thin, bubbly and just with the hint of slightly overdone bits here and there. The toppings, superb. Fresh and tastefully scattered for the perfect rustic effect. Mine was a combination of aubergine, capers, basil, sun dried tomatoes and a couple of other items that elude me at the moment. Wifey had some sort of meat (you understand it’s jut not my field of expertise), basil, rocket and something else.

Why did I say “almost” perfection? Well because to my pallet the combination of tastes was just slightly overwhelming. To be fair I could see myself putting it together too, but I’d be wrong. Wifey usually selects something simple and delicious like mushroom and spinach, possibly with some jalopeno peppers and I always end up enjoying hers more. I’m being very unfair here. It was excellent - the best damned pizza I’ve had in London I think.

The rest of the food looked amazing too and we’ll definitely be back there in the near future after which I’ll be singing its praises again. Pizzeria Ristorante Portobello is the Italian restaurant Notting Hill - no - London, has been waiting for. I’m in love!

A unicycle

A word of warning to gentlemen unicyclists

As I attempt to master riding my unicycle around the (currently festive) streets of Notting Hill, I learned a very important lesson that none of the youtube tutorials tell you about. If like me, you value your as yet unconceived offspring, take especial care with, shall we say, product placement while mounting your chosen form of novelty transport.

I don’t think I’m going to be able to sit straight for the rest of the day. Have a happy Carnival!

Absolutely fantastic! My assertion that Hawkwind may not be entirely responsible for the birth of punk seems to have sparked something of an argument in the comments section of that article.

I haven’t experienced anything like it since about 1979¹, which as far as I can recall was probably the last time you could get beaten up for liking the wrong kind of music.

Anyway, some of the comments included, with varying degrees of grammatical accuracy, suggestions that I might “not know what [I am] talking about” and urge me to “do some research” lest I make a “fool of [myself] again”. So in that spirit I’ve done my research and have come to the conclusion that, yes lads, without Hawkwind punk would never have happened. I present the evidence in these two photos below:

¹Not too long after 1979 pop music (by which I generically mean pop/rock etc) finally lost one of the main reasons for its existence, which was, purely and simply, to annoy your parents. Those who achieved adulthood around that date were the last generation whose parents couldn’t stand the music they liked.

Sixteen

Last year I wrote about and was lucky enough to attend “The Garden”, a play whose stage was a corner of Little Wormwood Scrubbs. Wifey and I enjoyed it very much and I’m only too happy to bring to your attention SPID’s current production, “Sixteen”.

Now in its 10th year, SPID (Specially Produced, Innovatively Directed) specialise in choosing unusual stage settings to engage people with neglected environments and this one takes place at Kensal House Estate in Ladbroke Grove.¹.

From the press release: “It’s sixteen years since October was born into a squat. Now that everything’s legal, she’s desperate to celebrate. But the locals are suspicious of her bruises; is this a party or a cover up?

“Sixteen, as with all of SPID’s productions is written by the company’s’ Artistic Director, Helena Thompson. She has also collaborated with Shunt and Rotozaza and wrote the play whilst on the National Theatre’s writer’s attachment scheme.”.

Unfortunately I’ve been too busy this year with band related activities to get to see the show and I apologise heartily to SPID for being so slow off the mark in writing about it too. Here, nonetheless, are the details:

LISTINGS INFORMATION

For further press information and images call Martin Shippen on 020 8968 1943 / 07956 879165 or e-mail m.shippen@virgin.net

¹That’s of particular interest to me, because I believe I’m right in saying that it was from that estate that bottles rained down on us at the end of last year’s Carnival.

After a few wonderful weeks, Mick’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Public Library is finally closing tomorrow.

Nick Reynolds and Viv Albertine thinking meaningful things at each other in the R ‘n’ R Library’s studio

We’ve had some great times there and made some new friends. Rotten Hill Gang played there last night (and thanks to Strummerville for having us) and various members of the band have been involved in a couple of the many recording sessions they had up there in the impromptu studio. One for Ronnie Biggs tune written my Gaz Mayall and Mick¹ and another this week with the Slits’ guitarist Viv Albertine, who I’d never met before, but was thoroughly lovely.

The amiable Ade Sabini, who has been looking after the place, has made a film about it, somewhat in celebration and somewhat commiseration, that I failed to see this afternoon because I was off teaching our new recruit, Gus Robertson, some Rotten Hill Guitar parts².

So all the stuff will now go back to the bunker. There are vague plans and discussions taking place about what to do with it next. One suggestion is for a shop/gallery and that was really Mick’s original idea that he’s been nursing for years.

There’ll never be another library like this and there probably shouldn’t be, because to try to do it again in exactly that way it would be like trying to recreate a great holiday. It can’t be done. Actually I hope it can …

¹It obviously worked because 2 days later he was freed, although where that leaves Gaz’s pile of “Free Ronnie Biggs” t-shirts in unclear.
²Actually teaching is a grossly unfair term. Gus is an excellent guitarist who can figure everything out for himself. We just needed to work out who’s going to play what.

“And another thing!” Mr Angry of W11

OK this isn’t strictly a Notting Hill thing, but just next door in Hammersmith & Fulham around Shepherd’s Bush the parking restrictions were changed over night to include, among other things, no parking on Sundays. That alone catches a lot of people out, but it’s far from the biggest problem.

That award goes to a combination of the complicated rules themselves and the way the sign is worded. It starts off by appearing to suggest one thing, then says another by the time you’ve read the bottom, which is in a different section. That alone would be enough, but yet another problem is that when you’re driving past it’s dangerous to have to read the sign in the first place and the longer it takes to read and more difficult it is to comprehend the more dangerous it is. Most people, sensibly, try to take in the information as quickly as possible.

That leads them to pay attention to the bit it’s easy to see, assume it’s OK to park for free between 2pm and 4pm or after 6:30pm and get a ticket. On any given Sunday it’s now completely normal to see entire streets full of parked cars being given tickets during the afternoon. That’s nothing less than an almost wilful and definitely knowing attempt to catch drivers out.

After all if the idea was simply to prevent people from parking there at the wrong times they’d display the information more clearly and/or simplify it to start with.